Humorous Speech Contest on 28th September

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“There was movement at the station, word had got around”…to enjoy ourselves, laugh, and spill laughter everywhere. It worked. Everything seemed funny, even though it was a freezing night.

Vicky’s speech about “Three Things You Didn’t Know About Me” were delivered with bounce, and we discovered Vicky to be a hidden artist. Her best punchline came naturally after it was all over, and the Presenter was “interviewing” her: “I once designed t-shirts, and several people at the school fete asked me for plain ones”!!!

Hannah amused us with tales about her four year old and toilet antics. Dad was the preferred assistant in the business of toileting, and Mum had to beat a retreat! Some might have been wondering how a bright little girl would handle Toastmasters, were she invited. She would deliver a smart broadside, and level us all out! Mmmm! We all know children have it all over us for honest uncontrived humour.

Christopher spoke knowledgeably about computer science, how so many are beating a path to a career in that field, and that not all is glossy and wonderful. Being an engineer and starting a billion $ tech company may seem hot stuff, but you need to have much much more than just programming skills. Sacrifices are the nuts and bolts, AND hiring good people. He amused us with his poker-faced delivery, on a subject he knows, inside out, delivering the punchline that: “programming is addictive; the best programmers have mental disorders, and you probably won’t become a billionaire.” A salutary warning that needs to be aired, to all those wanabe IT-hungry-for-career young people out there. One had the feeling he was saying: “get out and smell the roses – breathe!”

Rowlanda’s winning speech was entitled: “Got a Match?” which involved switching characters and personalities. From a young hip JB Hi-Fi Executive to Russian cigar-smoking Matchmaker, we were amused to see clothing thrown off, as “Yentl” walked in. She issued forth all her skills as a matchmaker to the room in heavy Russian accent, while puffing on cigar during pauses in her narrative. The message: try something different, as a way of finding your mate, and ditch on-line dating! Yentl’s way is better…come and see me for an interview!

And the winners are…
1st place: Rowlanda Orchiston
2nd place: Christopher Tso

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